trying to drink hot tea while wearing glasses more like
where the fuck did the laptop go
what the fuck is this and why am I crying from laughing so hard
This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
This seems sooooo random… but it’s a 500 year tradition!
Some names will always taste bitter.
smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog
NOBLE DOGGY KNIGHT
the starry sky on the himalayas
CLICK ON THE PIC BRO
Def click da pic
This is unspeakably perfect.
I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold
waiting for the bup in the rain
wake me up when septermeber ends
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